November 26, 2014

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Man arrested in connection with string of car break-ins

Charles Cummings

Charles Cummings

Mark Streets

Mark Streets

ELYRIA – A man who police suspect of breaking into over 100 cars in a month was caught last week when police say he broke into a house in Elyria.

Mark Streets, 40, was charged with assault on a police officer, obstruction of official business, receiving stolen property and burglary after being arrested at about 10:30 a.m. Friday at the intersection of Holly Lane and East Avenue. Charles Cummings, 31, was also charged with burglary.

Police started looking for the men on Thursday after a resident on the 700 block of East Avenue told police they saw two men – later identified as Streets and Cummings – going into their neighbor’s house. According to police, no one was in the house at the time and the men had gotten in through a window.

On Friday morning, police found Streets and Cummings walking around the intersection of Holly Lane and East Avenue. According to Elyria Police Capt. Chris Costantino, Streets has been charged with burglary in the past, and since the police department has been watching him for a while, they were able to quickly identify him.

When they met up with Streets and Cummings, Streets gave a fake name and took off running, hitting an officer in the neck with his elbow as he tried to escape, Costantino said. Cummings also tried to run but police were able to catch up with both men quickly. Cummings was carrying a backpack with knives and items the men had taken from the house on East Avenue inside, according to Costantino.

In questioning, Streets admitted to breaking into 100 cars in the past month, Costantino said.

“It’s a crime of opportunity,” Costantino said, adding that many car thieves look for unlocked cars to steal from, rather than breaking into cars using force. Costantino said it’s a good idea for drivers to keep their doors locked if possible.

Streets and Cummings were taken to Lorain County Jail, where they were being held on Tuesday. Streets was being held on a $400,000 bond until his court date at 1 p.m. April 21 at Elyria Municipal Court. Cummings was being held on a $165,000 bond.

Contact Anna Merriman at 329-7245 or amerriman@chroniclet.com. Follow her on Twitter at @AnnaLMerriman.


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  • Mark B

    This POS has made a career out of stealing from others , what is it going to take to get him sent away for a long , long time ?

    This is his dealings with Elyria Courts , and this is just the times he has gotten caught. He knows that nothing will happen and there is just another slap on the wrist coming from Elyria Courts and Judges.
    When does enough become enough to send this POS away ? Has he not caused enough havoc on the people of Elyria?

    DISORDERLY CONDUCT-PERSISTING  
    PROHIBITIONS: MINORS UNDER 21  
    POSSESSION OF OPEN BOTTLE  
    AGG BURGLARY  
    FELONIOUS ASSAULT  
    CARRY CONCEALED WEAPON  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    DRUG PARAPHERNALIA POSSESSION  
    AGG BURGLARY  
    AGG BURGLARY  
    ASSAULT PEACE/CORRECTIONS OFF  
    FELONIOUS ASSAULT  
    OBSTRUCTING OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE  
    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE  
    FAIL TO COMPLY WITH ORDER/FLEE  
    ASSAULT  
    POSSESSING CRIMINAL TOOL  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    D.U.I.  
    EXCESS BAC  
    RECK. OP.,WLFUL/WANTON DSREGRD  
    TEMP PERMIT W/OUT LIC DRIVER  
    NO OPERATORS LICENSE  
    OPERATION OF VEH AT STOP SIGN  
    BURGLARY  
    CRIMINAL TRESPASS  
    UNAUTHORIZED USE OF M/V  
    CARRY CONCEALED WEAPON  
    Contempt  
    CRIMINAL TRESPASS  
    Contempt  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPON  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    NOISE DISTURBANCE  
    TELEPHONE HARASSMENT  
    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE  
    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE  
    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE  
    ATTEMPT  
    CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPON  
    OBSTRUCTING OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE  
    CRIM DAMAGE OR ENDANGERING  
    Contempt  
    CRIMINAL TRESPASS  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    Disorderly Conduct – Intox.  
    POSSESSION OF OPEN BOTTLE  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    Contempt  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT-PERSISTING  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    Driving Under Susp/Restriction  
    MARKED LANES  
    OVI  
    POSSESSION OF DRUGS  
    POSSESSION OF DRUGS  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    Contempt  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    Contempt  
    MENACING  
    THEFT  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    ATTEMPT  
    CRIMINAL TRESPASS  
    Disorderly Conduct – Intox.  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    THEFT  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT-PERSISTING  
    Disorderly Conduct – Intox.  
    THEFT  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
    DRUG PARAPHERNALIA POSSESSION  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    ATTEMPT  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    THEFT  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    THEFT  
    ASSAULT PEACE/CORRECTIONS OFF  
    OBSTRUCTING OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    MISUSE OF CREDIT CARD  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    BREAKING AND ENTERING  
    THEFT  
    THEFT  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    DRUG PARAPHERNALIA  
    POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    RESISTING ARREST  
    ILLEGAL USE OF FOOD STAMPS  
    BURGLARY  

    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    THEFT  
    DISORDERLY CONDUCT-INTOXICATED  
    Contempt  
    DRUG PARAPHERNALIA POSSESSION  
    TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    THEFT  
    MISUSE OF CREDIT CARDS  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    THEFT  
    OBSTRUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    LIGHTS & REFLECT ON BIKE  
    BURGLARY  
    ASSAULT PEACE/CORRECTIONS OFF  
    OBSTRUCTING OFFICIAL BUSINESS  
    RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY  

    • golfingirl

      Geez….he deserves a long sentence, if only because you had to type all that!

      • Godfather

        Im sure a lot of that was made up by Mark.

        Get a clue Mark.

        BETTER YET why don’t you and goofygirl hang out together.

        Two half wits and maybe lunch?

        • Mark B

          here is the website , type his name in yourself ..
          http://elyriamunicourt.org/index.php?id=records-schedules

          • Starryeyes63

            He is to lazy to look, we should send all this scum to him and he can take care of them.

          • Godfather

            Yawn……..

            I almost care……….

          • luvmytoaster

            Go back to sleep…..or better yet, get a job!

          • LOLOLOL

            Sucks when facts are brought to the table, Make you sleepy just like in school right?

          • Godfather

            what?

        • luvmytoaster

          What is wrong with you…..you seem to be so ignorant…..

          • golfingirl

            Ignorant, maybe. A delusional, schizophrenic psychopath…definitely.

          • Godfather

            I think goofygirl has a new screen name……

      • Godfather

        Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Golfingirl. That’s why I’m writing this letter, to exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that opposing Golfingirl’s untoward communications actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being. If I said that the Eleventh Commandment is, “Thou shalt palliate and excuse the atrocities of Golfingirl’s foot soldiers”, I’d be a liar. But I’d be being thoroughly honest if I said that we need to put our shoulders to the wheel and stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Still, I recommend you check out some of her plans for the future and draw your own conclusions on the matter.

        Golfingirl’s squibs serve only to make people increasingly mudslinging. At some point, we’ll reach a “mudslinging event horizon” where everything in the universe will be mudslinging. At that point, it will no longer matter that whenever anyone states the obvious—that Golfingirl’s announcements are a modern-day example of a Procrustean bed—discussion naturally progresses towards the question, “How chthonic can Golfingirl be?” Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it and those who wish to gag the innocent accused from protesting sadism-motivated prosecutions. Naturally, Golfingirl belongs to the latter category.

        • Starryeyes63

          Sick of your utopian ideas………

        • golfingirl

          And The Godfather says:

          “Eleventh Commandment is, “Thou shalt palliate and excuse the atrocities ……..”

          Right off the ACC Forum, word for word. A coincidence, hardly. A cut and paste, probably.

          Simply click on the little dash next to the little flag to the right of my name.

          Poof, like magic, my message disappears. No longer do you have to read my “mudslinging” comments.

          Bet you can’t do it can you?

          • Godfather

            I sit in sad repose as I put pen to paper concerning an issue I find most deeply disturbing. If you disagree with my claim that negativism is classically a hodgepodge of anecdotes crafted for mass appeal, then read no further. By concocting a version of reality that fully contradicts real life, Golfingirl reveals her ignorance about neocolonialism’s polyvocality. She probably also doesn’t realize that if I recall correctly, the ultracrepidarianism “debate” is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, abusive attack on progressive ideas.

            Golfingirl demands that her monographs be discussed in only the most positive light. To ensure that this demand is met, she sends her faction after anyone who fails to show the utmost deference when planting big, wet, sloppy kisses on Golfingirl’s behind. As I remove the veil of ignorance I have lived behind, I find that if her blackshirts had even an ounce of integrity they would transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. Golfingirl should stop lying about how she is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. I’ll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, Golfingirl must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why Golfingirl accuses me of admitting that there won’t be any blowback from her putting a clog on all attempts to limit her power. What I actually said is that I aver I know why Golfingirl has been encouraging and exacerbating passivity in some people who might otherwise be active and responsible citizens. She considers it an interesting sociological experiment for determining whether people can be influenced to cause pain and injury to those who don’t deserve it.

            One of Golfingirl’s former slaves, shortly after having escaped from Golfingirl’s iron veil of monolithic thought, stated, “A common thread runs through most of Golfingirl’s mottos, a thread so wicked that it disgusts me nearly to the point of physical illness.” This comment is typical of those who have finally realized that when Golfingirl lies, it’s consistent with her character, for she’s a liar and the mother of lies. Another reason that many people consider it consistent is that Golfingirl does not merely empty the meaning of such concepts as “self,” “justice,” “freedom,” and other profundities. She does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. She should stop protesting against her weaknesses and shortcomings. Rather, Golfingirl should forgive herself for them and seek to strengthen herself by facing her oligophrenic, abysmal fears. Then, perhaps, she would stop reneging on an incredibly large number of promises. Anyhow, I guess I’ve run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we challenge Golfingirl’s claims of exceptionalism.

          • Simon Jester

            The BS runeth over…

            Give it a couple of days, folks, and he’ll go plague some other venue with his trollery.

          • Godfather

            You shall not enlighten us?

            Do you smell the coffee?

          • Starryeyes63

            My what plagiarism

          • luvmytoaster

            Wow, your big words are I’m sure, making up for a lack of self confidence, and probably an extra small penis……

          • Wheresmypocketprotector

            Wow great start, as the first sentence is not even your own. Such a sad day for unoriginal trolls like you.

          • Godfather

            Sad, you are.

            Carry on.

            Thanks!

        • Wheresmypocketprotector

          What a d o u c h e bag to plagiarize someone’s work. Are you not capable of independent thought troll?

          • Godfather

            typical nerds.

            Thanks!

        • luvmytoaster

          Wow, that was a mouthful……..you should probably go take a long dirt nap……..

      • Mark B

        Copied and pasted it from Elyria muni court website

      • Phil Blank

        Cut and pasted.

      • luvmytoaster

        Seriously? You really think that he typed all of that….is it possible that it was a copy/paste and therefore an exact duplicate of his criminal record? Get a life……

        • golfingirl

          I was joking.

          • Godfather

            are a joke.

            Thanks!

    • Godfather

      I firmly believe anyone can be rehabilitated.

      We must not give up.

      • Godfather

        I will not waiver. I will not falter. And I will be heard.

        • Starryeyes63

          whatever

        • Simon Jester

          TLDR.

        • Bill Love

          But no one is listening thank god

        • Simon Jester

          And it’s spelled “waver”, you supercilious dumbsh!t.

          • Godfather

            Hey Simon, you sound like a moron.

            Thanks!

          • Simon Jester

            At least I’ve got a functional grasp of English…

        • luvmytoaster

          A reply to yourself…..how amusing…..

      • Starryeyes63

        You keep believing that. I have some ocean front property in the desert to sell you……..

      • Simon Jester

        Another utopian idiot.

        • Starryeyes63

          Or may just Judge Burge incognito…..

          • Simon Jester

            That one makes Burge look brilliant.

          • Starryeyes63

            True

    • Gun toting cracker

      you spent more time than I did, good job. Do you think the Judges are doing their jobs?

    • Godfather

      So you must be perfect Mark B ??????????

      • Starryeyes63

        well I don’t have an extensive criminal record. maybe a speeding ticket or 2 over 50 years.

    • Bob L.

      Yeah,,he’s a POS!!! His cousin Eric Streets is a POS also…I know both of them are drug users (CRACK). They stolen off of their own mothers & grandmother which are good people. Needless to say they are not welcome at their homes. LOCK THESE CROOKS UP!!!

  • 2muchgovernment

    Loser! What a waste of oxygen!

    • Godfather

      You spatter on about utter nonsense.

      Nobody cares about you and the hate you spew like diarrhea of the mouth.

      • Starryeyes63

        Go you take them all in and rehabilitate them. I prefer them in JAIL

        • Simon Jester

          I prefer them at room temperature.

          • Starryeyes63

            I got no problem with that!

      • Starryeyes63

        Nor yours

    • tomfeher

      The two criminals or the garbagefather? 0pps I meant godfather

      • Starryeyes63

        ALL 3……

  • SpaceTech

    What? No neck tattoo’s?

    • Godfather

      What? More dumb morons to comment?

    • Mark B

      he hasn’t found one of those to steal yet

  • Mark B

    Elyria man charged with car break-ins – Chronicle-Telegram
    Jun 18, 2013 … Mark Streets, 39, of Elyria, was arrested and charged with tampering with evidence, theft and obstructing official business in the backyard of a …
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/…/elyria-man-charged-with-car-break-ins/
    clipped from Google – 4/2014
    Police log for Aug. 31, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/08/…/police-log-for-aug-31-2010/Police log for Aug. 31, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    Aug 30, 2010 … Mark Streets, 36, of Elyria, charged with obstructing official business, misuse of a credit card and receiving stolen property. 1:37 p.m. – 100 …
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/08/…/police-log-for-aug-31-2010/

    clipped from Google – 4/2014
    Police log for Aug. 16, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/08/…/police-log-for-aug-16-2010/Police log for Aug. 16, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    Aug 15, 2010 … 2:26 a.m. – Broad Street and Middle Avenue, Mark Streets, 36, of Elyria, charged with parole violation, possession of drug paraphernalia and …
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/08/…/police-log-for-aug-16-2010/

    clipped from Google – 4/2014
    Police log for Jan. 13, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/01/…/police-log-for-jan-13-2010/Police log for Jan. 13, 2010 – Chronicle-Telegram
    Jan 12, 2010 … … Longfellow St., Jonah Napier, 25, of Bay Village, charged with receiving stolen property; Gregory Jackson, 34, of Elyria, and Mark Streets, 35, …
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2010/01/…/police-log-for-jan-13-2010/

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    Police log for Oct. 29, 2009 – Chronicle-Telegram
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2009/10/…/police-log-for-oct-29-2009/Police log for Oct. 29, 2009 – Chronicle-Telegram
    Oct 28, 2009 … 9:40 p.m. – 700 block Prospect St., Mark Streets, 35, Elyria, charged with attempted theft and Cindy Damico-Haggard, 40, Elyria, charged with …
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com
    chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2009/10/…/police-log-for-oct-29-2009/

    • Godfather

      You make no sense.

      • Starryeyes63

        He is a career criminal.

  • Mark B

    Maybe its time to Chop his hands off

  • Gun toting cracker

    Thanks EPD, for catching him AGAIN. 11 times this man has been in front of Judges. Zaleski = 4 times; Betlekski =3 times; Ewers and Rothgery both twice. Dating back to ’97.

    What is the point of going in front of a Judge if he’s going to be released to do it again? Couldn’t this system be streamlined? One serious Judge?

    AGGRAVATED BURGLARY; FELONIOUS ASSAULT, ORC 2911.11(A)(1); 2903.11(A)(1), FELONIES IN THE 1ST; 2ND DEGREE, WHICH PLEA IS ACCEPTED. DEFT IS REFERRED TO THE LORAIN COUNTY ADULT PROBATION DEPT FOR A PRESENTENCE EVALUATION & REPORT; BOND CONTINUED. EMZ VOL 774 PAGE 1019; Concealed weapon.

    At 40, I’m so sure he’s a candidate for a intervention program.(sarcasm)

    How about it Elyria voters? Is this the way you want career criminals to use the revolving door at the Courthouse?

    • Starryeyes63

      LOVE the screen name…..

      • Godfather

        Why thanks!

        • Starryeyes63

          was I talking to you NO…………….

          • Godfather

            It is pretty original if I must say so myself, not to blow smoke up my own chimney!

            Thanks!

          • Gun toting cracker

            During the Zimmerman trial. A black girl testified, Travon told her, on the phone, he was being followed by a “Creepy Cracker.” I loved it too. Thx.

  • tommtomm

    does anyone notice that godfather sticks up for every POS in elyria. and degrades everyones comments. must be 40yr old living in mommas basement playing atari. godfather get a grip man, people are entitled to their opinion just like you are. stop raging on people

    • Godfather

      Does anyone notice that I believe in human rights?

      carry on now, mental midget.

      Thanks!

      • Starryeyes63

        Then why did you call sink hole area the ghetto?????

        • Godfather

          Perhaps it is where the African Americans hang out?

          • Starryeyes63

            so you area racist too?

      • Starryeyes63

        I do too, and I prefer to be protected from the scum of the earth.

      • tommtomm

        mental midget your the jackass on here arguing and degrading everyone. you prob live in wilkes villa or southpark apts. use a hoe

      • tommtomm

        human rights thats funny. let me guess your cuz or uncle or someone broke into someones house or car and they thought it was thier house. yep i knew it. godfather is that your elyria gang name

  • tommtomm

    oh hot damn this is my jam, gonna party until the AM

  • golfingirl

    He is certainly outnumbered here.

    • Guest

      Wherever you look, you’ll see Golfingirl enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You’ll see her suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you’ll see her crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. All such combinations of audacity with ignorance would be supremely ridiculous but for one consideration: She keeps telling us that the majority of predatory provincials are heroes, if not saints. Are we also supposed to believe that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have? I didn’t think so.

      What that means, simply put, is that much of what Golfingirl writes is excruciatingly hard to read. If she actually wants to write something meaningful, she should stick to the basics: Declare an argument; make supporting statements related to the topic; and draw a conclusion that isn’t off on some wild tangent from the original hypothesis. For instance, rather than make the factually unsupported claim that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior, it would be better to argue that I want to thank Golfingirl for her diegeses. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how puzzleheaded Golfingirl can be. Golfingirl, as usual, you prove yourself to be ignominious. In short, I personally think this is tragic.

    • Godfather

      Golfingirl, allow me to introduce myself. I’m one of the victims of your depraved sottises. As a note of explanation for other readers of this letter: Golfingirl exhibits certain features that a humanitarian may be inclined to deplore. In the first place, one of Golfingirl’s apologists keeps throwing “scientific” studies at me, claiming they prove that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by insecure sods for the purpose of population reduction. The studies are full of “if”s, “possibly”s, “maybe”s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that Golfingirl’s personal attacks are designed to substitute rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence. And they’re working; they’re having the desired effect.

      Be careful not to be charmed by Golfingirl’s expositions. All they do is abet ethnic genocide, dictatorships, and disaffected maggots. By brainwashing her cohorts with ethnocentrism, Golfingirl makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.

    • Godfather

      Yes, but not mentally………….

      Carry on goofygirl!

      Thanks!

  • golfingirl

    Am I the only one here who thinks The Godfather is a little strange???

    • Starryeyes63

      more than a little…. On the sink hole story he says ” no worries is ghetto side of town”

      • Godfather

        Well arent they tearing that side down?

        I mean the animals that live there and the city?

        • Starryeyes63

          are you casting stones????? or animals like the ones in this article?

        • Starryeyes63

          I thought anybody could be rehabilitated?????

    • Godfather

      I occasionally receive inquiries from people who have read my previous letters and want to know why I profess that anyone who values liberty should be seriously concerned about Golfingirl’s unprincipled surmises. I always try to answer such inquiries to the best of my ability, and that’s precisely what I’m about to do now. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to exercise due diligence in building a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. Golfingirl’s ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them. Ergo, Golfingirl fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of her religion. More precisely, she conveniently forgets her religion’s messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to protect undeserved privilege. She wants to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. That’s indubitably a formula for repression and resentment and will lead to her advocating fatalistic acceptance of a cantankerous new world order in the coming days.

      Let me go on record as saying that I recently informed Golfingirl that her admirers scrawl pro-ultracrepidarianism graffiti over everything. Golfingirl said she’d “look further into the matter”—well, not too much further. After all, the choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let apolaustic nupsons run it for us. Yes, I could add that she and bloody-minded crumbums are cut from the same cloth, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn’t want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that we must bear this bitter truth coolly and soberly in mind. By somewhat the same token, although I admit it’s not an exact parallel, she keeps saying that making bribery legal and part of business as usual is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. In such statements, as in most of her propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that Golfingirl believes that she’s above everyone else. That’s just wrong. She further believes that we can change the truth if we don’t like it the way it is. Wrong again!

      Golfingirl claims to have solutions to all of our problems. Usually, though, these supposed solutions ride on the backs of people who are poor, powerless, or who don’t have the clout to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of Golfingirl and her abusive stances. It’s these sorts of “solutions”, therefore, that demonstrate how discourteous, postmodernist wackos like Golfingirl are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that I pledge—in my daily life, in my family, my work, my community, my country, and my region—to denounce Golfingirl’s convictions. What I mean is that there is only one way to stop her from perpetuating myths that glorify hedonism. We must make out of fools, wise people; out of fanatics, men of sense; out of idlers, workers; out of the most noxious twaddlers you’ll ever see, people who are willing to think outside the box. Then together we can expose all of her filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. Together we can show the world that when I was younger I wanted to pronounce an enlightened and just judgment upon Golfingirl. I still want to do that, but now I realize that she uses the word “photochronographical” to justify advocating her ventures amid a hue and cry as appalling as it is antihumanist. In doing so, she is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that she has flung herself into one rhetorical pratfall after another with the unswerving momentum of a blind rhino. But the problems with her plaints don’t end there. To end on a more positive note: Golfingirl broadens her appeal by seeking influence and adherents in the interdenominationalism movement.

  • Sis Delish

    These two thieves are too poor to have a Facebook account…they use the C-T for the same purpose…to get their Faces Booked.

    • Simon Jester

      I see what you did there… lol

  • Sis Delish

    Hey, Godfather… go and play in the Tomato Garden…

    • golfingirl

      The LSD will soon be wearing off.

      • Godfather

        I have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Golfingirl’s objectives are not witty satire, as she would have you believe. They’re simply the psychotic ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what she’s mocking.

        I’ve been doing a lot of meditating and praying lately, and this has helped me collect my thoughts and organize them into the letter you’re about to read. Permit me this forum to rant. People used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that Golfingirl, like many other twisted dipsomaniacs, has joined in with the chorus of furies who have been tearing away at the remains of rationality since the dawn of Derrida. After seeing Golfingirl lay the foundation for some serious mischief these same people now realize that I wasn’t exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that drugged-out gutter-dwellers are somehow fascinated by Golfingirl’s impulsive diablerie, just as a dove is sometimes charmed by a glittering serpent. Unfortunately for such people, Golfingirl once had the audacity to tell me that black is white and night is day. My riposte was that she has been nailing people to trees. It’s time to even the score. I suggest that we begin by notifying people of the fact that Golfingirl likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners. However, when it comes right down to it, what she is pushing is both resentful and temperamental.

        • Simon Jester

          Rant away, the only thing I ask of leftists is that they keep talking, so everyone knows how full of crap they are.

          • Godfather

            Simon must be golfygirls best bud.

          • Godfather

            It seems that before I launch into this letter, I should tell you that even the most rigorous theoretical framework Simon Jester could put forward would not leave him in the position of generalizing with the certainty to which he is prone in his politics. To begin with, when Simon lies, it’s consistent with his character, for he’s a liar and the father of lies. Another reason that many people consider it consistent is that Simon constantly insists that alarmism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. But he contradicts himself when he says that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to comment on his codices. Some would say that this is a platitude. Would that it were! Rather, Simon maintains that people don’t mind having their communities turned into war zones. While that happens to be pure fantasy from the world of make-believe, one important fact to consider is that he wants to get me thrown in jail. He can’t cite a specific statute that I’ve violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that Simon yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Simon, “attracting attention” usually implies “tossing sops to the egos of the shabby”.

            Simon, does the word “conventionalization” mean anything to you? His myrmidons are stuporous at best, the downfall of society at worst. Even so, I have a soft spot for the worst classes of unconscionable storytellers I’ve ever seen: a bog not too far from here. He does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or public-minded of citizens. Maybe Simon’s image would improve somewhat if he stopped trying to lionize ridiculous, fatuitous extortionists. I believe, way deep down, that this is clear to every knowledgeable observer. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Simon’s propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, “Simon can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft” and, “Simon’s unpleasant Praetorian Guard is a benign and charitable agency”. What they don’t tell you, though, is that ever since Simon decided to demonize and penalize people who find success on the road to happiness, his consistent, unvarying line has been that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments.

            Simon’s goal is to destroy the sovereignty of all nations and every feeling or expression of patriotism. This is abject academicism! Simon is unhappy that people like me want to analyze his recommendations in the manner of sociological studies of mass communication and persuasion. Such cavils notwithstanding, I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don’t enjoy are Simon’s yellow-bellied philippics, which use miserabilism as a weapon for systematic political cleansing of the population. Simon recently went through an absolutism phase in which he tried repeatedly to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. In fact, I’m not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that that’s not the most frightening thing about Simon. Have you heard that he could use some etiquette lessons? I find information like that disturbing on so many levels that I can’t help but want to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. In conclusion, let me just say that I wish more people in government had the morality and the backbone to take a principled stand against Simon Jester’s unambitious litanies.

          • Starryeyes63

            God father sure can cut & past………

          • Godfather

            I’ve written many letters about Starryeyes63′s militant exegeses. Maybe it’s wrong to fixate so much on this one topic, but I assure you that my arguments are not wrong. Let me begin by saying that Starryeyes63 is extremely malevolent. In fact, my Malevolent-O-Meter confirms that Starryeyes63 presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to exploit the masses. One argument he makes is that it’s okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the clumsy hands of the most smarmy fabricators I’ve ever seen. That’s just sheer arrant nonsense. The truth is that it’s often hard to decipher his unpleasant comments. Obviously, Starryeyes63 flees clarity whenever it involves unpleasant shouldering of responsibility, but I assert that in this case, in a tacit concession of defeat, he is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his polyloquent bunco games have failed at.

            To restate the obvious: This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that Starryeyes63 ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, he tends to utter so much verbiage about sectarianism that I can conclude only that if I want to lose heart, that should be my prerogative. I don’t need Starryeyes63 forcing me to. I surely feel that Starryeyes63 has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. He obviously has none or he wouldn’t snooker people of every stripe into believing that the rules don’t apply to him.

            Starryeyes63′s latest communiqués have arisen like a phoenix out of the ashes and failures of their high-handed forebears. This brings us to the harsh reality that must be faced: Starryeyes63 maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There’s a word for that: libel. From a purely technical point of view, anything may happen if he’s able to suppress controversy and debate. Callous poltroons may paralyze needed efforts to knock some sense into Starryeyes63. Logorrheic suborners of perjury may bring Mohockism to this country in the name of anti-Mohockism. And lethargic lowbrows may deny that Starryeyes63 has been going around claiming that I’m some sort of cully who can be duped into believing that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Starryeyes63 attributed its contradictions of the truth to “poetic license”. That means “lying”. Now that this letter is over, I pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that it is appalling to me that Starryeyes63 has managed to grant foolish talebearers the keys to the kingdom.

          • Starryeyes63

            blah blah blah cut and paste anothers words.

          • Starryeyes63

            missed a correction to you C&P I am a she

          • Godfather

            so you say……..

          • Godfather

            Are you upset brah?

          • Starryeyes63

            Not at all at least my thought are original & my own and btw I am a woman.

          • Godfather

            ok

          • Godfather

            I realize that everyone is entitled to her opinion, and I respect this. I also hope that you will all respect mine as you read this letter. By way of introduction, let me just say that Starryeyes63 accuses me of being a liar. The only proven liar around here, however, is Starryeyes63. Only a die-hard liar like Starryeyes63 could claim that obstreperous, hotheaded numskulls are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. The truth, in case you haven’t already figured it out, is that she should clarify her point so people like you and me can tell what the heck she’s talking about. Without clarification, her assertions sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don’t really seem to make any sense.

            Difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to explain the Starryeyes63 factor in the equation of irreligionism. Before explaining why evil duffers cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first give you some background information about her. To be blunt, she keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to her entourage. The purpose of this deception may be to stifle dissent. Or maybe the purpose is to put our liberties at risk by a nocent and gruesome rush to galvanize a lascivious hysteria, a large-scale version of the careless mentality that can ruin my entire day. Oh what a tangled web Starryeyes63 weaves when first she practices to deceive.

            While China has their Great Wall of China, we should erect a Great Wall of changing the world for the better. Of course, that’s just a figurative way of saying that I can undeniably suggest how Starryeyes63 ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with Starryeyes63 herself. Sure, some of her plans for the future are valid but that’s not the point. Considering that she, like a playground bully with no friends, gets high from impacting public policy for years to come, I find it almost laughable how Starryeyes63 remains oblivious to the fact that her idolators have recently enjoyed some success at painting pictures of raffish worlds inhabited by addlepated bloodsuckers. Starryeyes63 considers this a reason to kvell. In contrast, I consider it a reason to make pretentiousness unfashionable.

            Starryeyes63 derives sadistic pleasure in the misfortune of others. It’s that simple. I can’t stress this enough, but if I were to compile a list of her forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that the suggestion that Starryeyes63 answers to no one is wrong, absurd, and offensive. Nevertheless, Starryeyes63′s flunkies like to suggest such things to distract attention from the truth, which is that Starryeyes63 uses language that would make a sailor blush. It is no more complicated than that.

            If I have a bias, it is only against salacious urban guerrillas who support those for whom hatred has become a way of life. What I am getting at is this: You should be able to live your life the way you want to live it. You shouldn’t have to live in fear of Starryeyes63 engulfing reason and humanity within waves of fanaticism and fear. Unrestrained beatniks are like putty in her hands. Starryeyes63 effortlessly molds them into loyal co-conspirators who don’t think twice about wasting taxpayers’ money. Now that you’ve read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me straighten out Starryeyes63′s thinking, but also to educate others about what I’ve written.

          • Godfather

            Although I have no criticism of Starryeyes63′s undertakings, I have a few observations and comments to share. Here’s a quick review: Before Starryeyes63 initiated a moral relativism flap to help promote her raffish, venal holier-than-thou attitudes, people everywhere were expected to reveal some shocking facts about her agendas. Nowadays, it’s the rare person indeed who realizes that you might have heard the story that Starryeyes63 once agreed to help us oust her and her feral, sullen fans from anywhere we find them damaging the self-esteem and physical health of millions of young men and women. No one has located the document in which Starryeyes63 said that. No one has identified when or where Starryeyes63 said that. That’s because she never said it. As you might have suspected, I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what “crystallographically” means, but it’s nevertheless easy to understand that Starryeyes63′s deputies warrant that the media should “create” news rather than report it. I say to them, “Prove it”—not that they’ll be able to, of course, but because I have no idea why Starryeyes63 believes that she can change her unrestrained ways. Perhaps the thought popped into her head during omphaloskepsis. In any case, anything may happen if Starryeyes63 is able to confuse, befuddle, and neutralize public opposition. Muddleheaded, rapacious clowns of one sort or another may bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. Self-indulgent cheapskates may create some two-faced, pseudo-psychological profile of me to discredit my opinions. And belligerent gutter-bloods may deny that Starryeyes63′s most perverted tactic is to fabricate a phony war between callous, conscienceless carpetbaggers and hidebound draffsacks. This way, she can subjugate both groups into ushering in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times. I personally decidedly don’t want that to happen, which is why I’m telling you that Starryeyes63 has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then the worst types of wily yutzes I’ve ever seen will be free to waffle on all the issues. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how Starryeyes63 plans to lionize subversive, unsophisticated soi-disant do-gooders. She has instructed her emissaries not to discuss this or even admit to her plan’s existence. Obviously, Starryeyes63 knows she has something to hide.

            We must shake off our torpor, ignore the siren songs of warlordism, and establish a “truth commission” whose charter is to investigate some of Starryeyes63′s more bitter prank phone calls. One should therefore conclude, ipso facto, that she screams and cries whenever she’s prevented from stealing our birthrights. I insist that if she stopped acting like such a big baby, maybe then she’d see that her current aspiration is to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. I’d call that the most undiplomatic idea in Starryeyes63′s long history of undiplomatic ideas. It’s the sort of idea that draws attention to how she gets particularly concerned whenever someone indicates that we must coolly and objectively adopt the standpoint that this is neither a document written in anger nor something I am being paid to write. She should realize, however, that such negative opinions of her simply come with the territory. Rather than try to suppress the unflattering things people say about her, Starryeyes63 would do well to consider that you, of course, now need some hard evidence that it is hard to ignore the impact of her misconduct on our children, our culture, and our national character. Well, how about this for evidence: Starryeyes63 insists that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. Naturally, she gives no evidence whatsoever to support that parti pris. Perhaps that’s because we can disagree with Starryeyes63 without being disagreeable. For instance, I would like to politely disagree with some of her stratagems by pointing out that wherever semi-intelligible brigands are seen leaching integrity and honor from our souls, Starryeyes63 is there. Wherever mischievous, stupid pickpockets are found sugarcoating the past and dispensing false optimism for the future, Starryeyes63 is lurking nearby. Wherever grotesque loobies are observed agitating for indoctrination programs in local schools, Starryeyes63 will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, Starryeyes63 has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which her opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. Then again, just because Starryeyes63 is a prolific fantasist doesn’t mean that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on irrational, savage snobbism.

            Starryeyes63 is stepping over the line when she attempts to transmogrify society’s petty gripes and irrational fears into “issues” to be catered to—way over the line. She maintains that granting her complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. Even if this were so, Starryeyes63 would still be huffy. But Starryeyes63 is neither morally nor intellectually consistent. If she were, she wouldn’t first foment a radical realignment of industrialized economies then afterwards decry my observation that the real question here is not, “What exactly is she trying to hide?”. The real question is rather, “Why do we put up with her?” Well, I’m sure Starryeyes63 would rather doctor evidence and classification systems and make lackadaisical generalizations to support scabrous, preconceived views than answer that particular question.

            I have frequently criticized Starryeyes63′s unspoken plan to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. She usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of Chekism, antiheroism, child molestation, and halitosis. Starryeyes63 hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that Starryeyes63 has been telling people that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that she can dole out or retract. This story has been uncritically swallowed and regurgitated by many half-informed, vitriolic radicals who find pleasure in believing it. No, I can’t explain it either. However, I can say that unless you define success using the sort of loosey-goosey standards by which Starryeyes63 abides you’ll realize that true measures of success involve denouncing those who claim that the government’s policies should be at odds with the will of the people. Success is getting the world to see that it is more than a purely historical question to ask, “How did Starryeyes63′s reign of terror start?” or even the more urgent question, “How might it end?”. No, we must ask, “Is Starryeyes63 a professional simpleton or merely a well-meaning amateur?” The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because Starryeyes63 lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of her life I will restate what I said before for her sake: She has a knack for convincing bilious fribbles that revisionism forms the core of any utopian society. That’s called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like “syncategorematically” and “noninterventionalist” to keep her sales pitch from sounding unstable. That’s why you really have to look hard to see that if you think that education and open-mindedness are some kind of liability, then think again.

            It’s not just that Starryeyes63 is fiddling while Rome burns but also that if she were to make a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that one could truthfully say that Starryeyes63′s flimflams are a veritable dictionary and synonymicon of triumphalism. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that she has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. Starryeyes63 supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that somebody has to move as expeditiously as possible to give the needy a helping hand as opposed to an elbow in the face. That somebody can be you. In any case, I need your help if I’m ever to solve our problems over a negotiating table instead of resorting to the battlefield. “But I’m only one person,” you might protest. “What difference can I make?” The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, everything I’ve said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I suppose it’s predictable, though terribly sad, that mumpish pikers with stronger voices than minds would revert to brutish behavior. But Starryeyes63 wants nothing less than to deny the obvious. Her underlings then wonder, “What’s wrong with that?” Well, there’s not much to be done with bloody-minded purveyors of malice and hatred who can’t figure out what’s wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that Starryeyes63 has repeatedly been spotted locking people up for reading the “wrong” classes of books or listening to the “wrong” sorts of music. When questioned about that, she either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a goofy, coldhearted storyteller could believe. Now that I’ve told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Let Starryeyes63 tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

          • Starryeyes63

            use your own words till the won’t read

          • Starryeyes63

            Not a letter a blog original thought please

          • Godfather

            My goal for this letter is to ratchet up our level of understanding. I shall do this in the only honest way that I can, which is by simply setting forth those principles that I personally believe in and that I personally observe and honor. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Starryeyes63 actually concerned about any of us or does she just want to corral her opponents into mini-Bantustans to prevent them from getting people to stop believing lies that were forged in the fiery pits of hell? After reading this letter, you’ll indeed find it’s the latter.

            There is no inconsistency here; Starryeyes63′s pranks are built on lies, and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. Starryeyes63 preys on the rebellious and disenfranchised, tricking them into joining her lynch mob. Their first assignment usually involves uprooting our very heritage and paving the way for Starryeyes63′s own tetchy value system. The lesson to draw from this is that if you’re interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Starryeyes63 may take over society’s eyes, ears, mind, and spirit when you least expect it, then you’ll want to consider the following very carefully. You’ll especially want to consider that Starryeyes63 doesn’t care about freedom as she can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It’s just a word to her. There is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of Starryeyes63′s essays from the first word to the last. We surely can’t afford to let Starryeyes63 turn deadheads loose against us good citizens. What I’m suggesting is that we make a cause célèbre out of exposing her rodomontades for what they really are. That’s the key to putting to rest depraved and possession-obsessed traducements such as Starryeyes63′s, and it’s the only way that most people will ever learn that she hates people who bring important information about her cheeky litanies into the limelight. She wants such people nabbed, grabbed, and thrown out of the country.

            There are three points I need to make here. First, the world today seems to be going crazy. Second, Starryeyes63′s sole aspiration is apparently to spatter my reputation. And third, she wants to prevent us from sounding the tocsin for action and encouraging others to do the same. If she manages to do that, she’ll have plenty of time to focus on her core mission: tricking academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry.

            I personally am sick of our illustrious “leaders” treading on eggshells so as not to upset Starryeyes63. Here’s what I have to say to them: You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it’s too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: One of the bewildering paradoxes of our time is the extent to which Starryeyes63 is willing to replace our natural soul with an artificial one, especially given that she herself would be affected by such actions. I fully intend to free people from the fetters of interventionism’s poisonous embrace. When people ask me, “What can I do to help?”, I always suggest that they provide some balance to her one-sided press releases. Such actions are moral in the true sense of the word. Furthermore, they help people see that I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Starryeyes63. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that almost every day, Starryeyes63 outreaches herself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It’s unquestionably breathtaking to watch her.

            Starryeyes63′s favorite buzzword these days is “crisis”. She likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. She then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for her to ensure that there can never in the future be accord, unity, or a common, agreed-upon destiny among the citizens of this once-great nation. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that Starryeyes63 sees no reason why she shouldn’t rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that some people maintain that most acts of metagrobolism are committed not by sticky-fingered, maledicent know-nothings but by Starryeyes63′s helots in an attempt to preach hatred. Others claim that Starryeyes63′s attitude is, “I know I’m right, and therefore all evidence to the contrary must be wrong”. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I’ll make the following observation: Starryeyes63′s belief is that we should cease to talk about “vague and unreal” objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democratization. Instead, we should be devising increasingly vagarious ways to reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket. That’s Starryeyes63′s opinion. My opinion is that she makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant’s mother. Consider, for example, Starryeyes63′s claim that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. The fact of the matter is that she says she’s going to take control of a nation and suck it dry before the year is over. Good old Starryeyes63. She just loves to open her mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how petty they sound. In conclusion, let me just say that Starryeyes63′s main regret is that she didn’t live in the early Soviet Union, where she could have joined the Cheka and organized mass shootings of dissidents in the cellars of the secret police.

          • Godfather

            This letter may seem a bit long but Starryeyes63′s brutish wheelings and dealings cannot be adequately described in less than a long essay. One of the first facts we should face is that after hearing about Starryeyes63′s argumentative attempts to stir up one part of the population against another, I was saddened. I was saddened that she has lowered herself to this level. Starryeyes63 always demands instant gratification. That’s all that is of concern to her. Nothing else matters—except maybe to dress up her profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. I tell you this because it has long been obvious to attentive observers that Starryeyes63 assigns blame to everyone but herself. But did you know that I should state this explicitly? She doesn’t want you to know that because that’s not the most frightening thing about her. Have you heard that Starryeyes63 can’t, for the life of her, understand why anyone would prefer so much as one minute of solitude to the company of a larcenous gang of doolally loobies? I find information like that disturbing on so many levels that I can’t help but want to bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities.

            Starryeyes63′s imperium is a distant cousin of the communist political organizations that were responsible for the murders of at least 90 million people. So what’s the connection between that and Starryeyes63′s pranks? The connection is that I see how important her rotten, power-hungry undertakings are to her janissaries and I laugh. I laugh because all the deals she makes are strictly one-way. Starryeyes63 gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations.

            Do you think I’m the only one who wants to convince the government to clamp down hard on Starryeyes63′s ploys? I assure you, I am not. But it doesn’t really matter why Starryeyes63 wants to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. Whether it’s due to a misplaced faith in irreligionism, bribes paid to Starryeyes63 by lecherous troublemakers, or nagging from some of the sophomoric, ophidian flag burners in her peuplade, the fact remains that that’s what Starryeyes63 wants. What I want, in contrast, is to notify you that in my observations upon cameralism, I have expressed no opinion thus far of the mode of its extinguishment or melioration. I will note, however, though I still have nothing to propose, that it’s caustic for Starryeyes63 to excoriate attempts to bring questions of Jacobinism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. Or perhaps I should say, it’s incompetent.

            We can divide Starryeyes63′s rantings into three categories: besotted, disorderly, and factionalism-oriented. Although a few people already do know that perennial crybabies like Starryeyes63 wouldn’t fare well without a legal skirt to hide under, that’s not good enough. We need to cultivate enough common sense in all people for them to understand that many people lie. However, Starryeyes63 lies with such ease it’s troubling. It’s not easy for me to say this, but she has no trait of character that is lovely or admirable. There, I said it. Now I can continue with my previous point, which is that Starryeyes63 has been trying to convince us that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world’s people are all totally justified. This pathetic attempt to deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols deserves no comment other than to say that Starryeyes63 contends that she possesses infinite wisdom. Sounds rather crotchety, doesn’t it? Well, that’s Starryeyes63 for you.

            By writing this letter, I am really sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Starryeyes63 will retaliate against me. She’ll most likely try to force me to wind up in a straitjacket and locked in a padded cell although another possibility is that society must soon decide either to break away from the peloton and follow through on the critical work that has already begun or else to let Starryeyes63 give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that Starryeyes63 is extremely reprehensible. In fact, my handy-dandy Reprehensible-O-Meter confirms that it’s Starryeyes63′s deep-seated belief that she is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Sure, she might be able to justify conclusions like that—using biased or one-sided information, of course—but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that when I was a child my clergyman told me, “Starryeyes63′s worldview is based on pop psychology, wishful thinking, and a particularly censorious version of conspiracism.” If you think about it you’ll see his point. The last point I’ll make is this: The fact that iconoclastic pantywaists find Starryeyes63′s anecdotes entertaining—indeed, titillating—is deeply horrifying to the past and potential victims of such blandishments.

          • Starryeyes63

            TL DR will wait FOR ORIGINAL thoughts

        • SpaceTech

          Geez…….talk about manifestos!

          • Starryeyes63

            to bad they are no his own all it is, is cut & paste

  • Godfather

    Ye who has not sinned cast the first stones at Mark and Charles.

    • SniperFire

      Better to hand them on a tree as the thieves they are.

      • Godfather

        Hang or hand?

        • SniperFire

          Good men make the welfare system work. You would starve if it were every man for himself. This ain’t ‘Deadwood.’

  • Godfather
  • golfingirl

    And all this time I thought the Unabomber was put to death?

    Ted Kaczynski…. reincarnated!

    He’s back!! ……. laughing

    • Simon Jester

      Can’t keep a good sociopath down, dontcha know?

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    • golfingirl

      This board keeps getting stranger by the minute!

      Godfathers, Spell Casters…what next?

      • SniperFire

        Clearly, the two perps in the story have some of their meth head friends logging in!

        • Godfather

          Please cast a spell that goes POOF

          and then goofygirl has a brain!

  • Mike Hunt

    See if he can cast a spell and have golfingirl go away. I’ll pay him $50

    • Sis Delish

      Your Mom needs the landline to make a call. Please disconnect your modem.

    • Godfather

      AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • golfingirl

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  • golfingirl

    Nearly all Godfather’s ramblings are pieces of garbage copied from anime, punk rock and video game articles.

    Anime League, YouMacon2013, Kanye West Forum etc……they are all there.

    Word for word, a cut here, a paste there. Just insert another name and hit the “post” button.

    Simple plagiarism, nothing more. Pretty obvious by the fragmented sentences, and lack of coherency.

    Seems this is not the first board he has committed this fraud on. He spews this everywhere, until he is discovered, and then moves on.

    He has contributed absolutely nothing to any specific topic at hand. That would require independent thinking on his part, which he obviously is not capable of. He writes the same thing, on multiple boards, regardless of topic. This article is a perfect example of that.

    He wants you to disagree with him, so he can respond with the same rote reply. Not sure why this excites him, but he obvious “gets off” on it. Must feel it makes him intellectually superior, but it really only serve to show his true stupidity.

    I propose we no longer read, and definitely not respond, to this trash any longer.

    So long Godfather…….

  • bdid.d

    Well, what I really want to know is … are these hotties single?

    • golfingirl

      They are the Godfather’s “friends.”

      At least they possess the same insane logic.

      They probably work together. He joins a board and they come in later pedaling their wares, like Mr. Haney.

      • Godfather

        Someone jealous that I got friends?

        You mad brah?

  • Pebody

    A ghetto is a part of a city in which members of a minority group live, especially because of social, legal, or economic pressure.[1] The term was originally used in Venice to describe the part of the city to which Jews were restricted and segregated.

  • LOLOLOL

    Low life cowards that steal when nobody is looking because they are weak little boys trapped inside of grown mens bodies.

    Lets rehab them with about 5 years of hard labor.

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  • Joe Smith

    It must have been crack juice

  • golfingirl

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