July 4, 2015

Elyria
Sunny
71°F

The Morning Hit–6/4/15

Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we’re here to tell you enough about what’s going on around the web so that you don’t sound like a complete moron when faced to make small talk at the office later. Everybody knows what the weather is like outside, and nobody wants to talk about it. I Read More…

The Morning Hit–6/3/15 (UPDATED!)

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Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we corral up stuff that’s trending online so you have something to do while your significant other tries on her 1,462nd item at Old Navy. They really planned it well at Old Navy in that there are always about 30 people for every one dressing room, so it Read More…

The Morning Hit–6/2/15

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Welcome to The Morning Hit, where we tell you enough about what’s happening online that you’ll shoot up the ranks of your group of friends because your vast knowledge of web culture is so SEXY. I won’t tell your friend Phillip you read it here if you don’t. Phillip has been asking a little too Read More…

The Morning Hit–6/1/15

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Happy Monday and welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we tell you what’s trending online so you’re not left to figure it out for yourself. Some people could end up in some pretty dark corners of the internet if left to your own devices. You guys should really be paying me. Today we’ll be Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/29/15

Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we tell you what’s happening online now so you’re part of a the COOL CROWD later. How do you become part of the cool crowd? Honestly. There always seems to be a cool crowd around, and you see them places, but nobody knows them and they only talk Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/28/15

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Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we tell you about cool stuff happening online so you can maintain the facade that you’re an internet aficionado to your friends. So is your plan to just read this every morning so you become your group’s authority on web culture? Sounds good to me! Today we’ll be Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/27/15 (NBA FINALS EDITION!)

Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we tell you what’s circulating the internet so you don’t have to go and find out for yourself. Your laziness is very unbecoming. Normally I’d give you a brief overview on what we’d be talking about this fine morning, but HELLO THE CAVS ARE GOING TO THE NBA Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/26/15

Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where we tell you what’s happening online so you can be in the know later on when you’re forced to make small talk. Awkward silences are the WORST. It seems so strange to me that there’s an entire population of people that seems to thrive on them. Don’t trust Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/21/15

Welcome back to the Morning Hit, where we talk about the buzzworthy things going on around the web so you don’t have to click any links on your Facebook feed that your Mom keeps posting. Moms on Facebook “like” EVERYTHING you post. I know she’s just trying to support me or whatever, but maybe be Read More…

The Morning Hit–5/20/15

Welcome back to The Morning Hit, where you can catch up about what’s going on around the web so you can make small talk at your Cavs watch party later. Did you know every game of the Eastern Conference Finals tips off at 8:30 pm? That is SO annoying. Who wants to be up past Read More…